Cheesy Pick Up Lines

540 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

You're so hot, you're burned into my retina. I see you every time I blink.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

"I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever."

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?

(Talk to her)Did i ever tell you you are my hero? You're everything I wish I could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because (the person's name) you are the wind beneith my wings.

If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

Can I flirt with you?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

Thanks foe the “lift”!

(Stare at her until she says "What!?!") It isn't just gonna suck itself.

Hey, I've never seen fashion models off of the runway before!

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Hey hey sexy thang, lets quit the jammin' and get to slammin'

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Thanks foe the “lift”!

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

The names Ted, not Bundy but Ted

"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.

"You remind me of cheese..."I LIKE cheese."

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.

He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."

Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?

You're so hot, your Boootay is on fire.

Are you Natasha, my contact?